I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
They need these at all parties.
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
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